My rather dull life has been lifted by the news that the lovely singer Adele is looking for someone to love, or as The Sun describes it "someone to sleep with". Well, they have to sell the article to their audience I suppose.
If the article is anything to go by, the main qualification for any potential lover is their ability to make her laugh. This is worrying, because I thought the only thing I needed to do was keep myself looking youthful and fresh. It turns out I need a personality transplant as well - and I do not know anyone who provides such a service. Life is unfair!
Thankfully I have been working on this skill myself - trying to be funny - and quite often succeeding at it unintentionally as well. I have no idea if that is a good thing. I had to work at my humour though because nearly every female I asked about desirable traits replied "sense of humour" first and foremost. With that in mind, The Sun has done well to create a story from some rather unsurprising news that a popular singer also likes someone with a sense of humour.
In any case I will make my pitch and hope I get a response. A lot of people criticise how Adele looks because she is not a stick-thin "beauty" but I have always thought the size of lady is the difference between her looking like a girl or a hot young woman, and the former does little for me. I like the way Adele looks and sounds. She appeals to me.
She sounds great in interviews as well, bubbly and full of personality. She has a grounded nature which belies the massive success she has achieved already in her life. I would adore her and ask nothing of her. In the unlikely event we were ever married, far from her asking me to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, I would insist on signing one myself.
Back to reality, the humour is still a work in progress. Anyone know any good jokes?
